7. Bright

Mowgli and Me

I actually have a pretty decent tan, as far as tanning and SPF 50 go, but when I'm standing next to my family, you would think it's the middle of January. Luke's tan especially makes mine look bright white.

P.S. Dave suggested we all line up and take a picture of our naked butts so you can see how bright mine is compared to the rest of them. You can thank me later for modifying that suggestion.